|Poster:||SomeDarkHollow||Date:||Mar 5, 2008 5:38pm|
|Poster:||ghostofghostofrbnw||Date:||Mar 5, 2008 5:48pm|
"Little Bunny Foo Foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head"
|Poster:||patourkid||Date:||Mar 5, 2008 6:03pm|
|Poster:||ghostofghostofrbnw||Date:||Mar 5, 2008 6:49pm|
Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some aunt jemima syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,
N the parking lot of ralph's ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some
Y, really, really nice wings and he covered them thoroughly with foil ...
Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the f**king door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim policeman-type trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held
The legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his pants and they were lapping up all that maple syrup, he bent ovEr and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: new york... and the booth and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and into
This post was modified by ghostofghostofrbnw on 2008-03-06 02:49:22
|Poster:||daliguana||Date:||Mar 5, 2008 4:07pm|
you sell your color TV it keeps her off the streets a whole day/ You hock your typewriter for one jolt and you shotgun, your watch/ a week later you say listen, I'm a little short she says no scratch, no snatch/ You say look it is better to give but she says Beat Off Creep/ one night they spot you in the street in your skivvies trying to sell your shoes you tell them who you are and they nail you/ then she happens by and she says Christ you look fucked she says Hang Tough/ but you don't say anything you just think what a Bum Rap a nice, sensitive guy like me ...
This post was modified by Diana Hamilton on 2008-03-06 00:07:39
|Poster:||daliguana||Date:||Mar 6, 2008 10:48am|
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,"Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
"She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class